There was an exceptionally fun group of guests from Oklahoma on the Below Deck Mediterranean episode, My Big Fat Greek Threesome which aired at 9 p.m. Eastern Time on May 31, 2016 on BRAVO. It  was a one day charter with two best friends, Kenny and Brian. They were Oklahoma millionaires who  wanted to have a beach picnic, play water sports, and have a country themed dance party with line dancing and two stepping.

In the kitchen, Hannah Ferrier said that Ben Robinson was giving her mixed signals. He flirted with her, but would never really make a move on her, and acted uninterested when she made a move on him (in last week’s episode).

The guests arrived and Hannah showed them around. They left the dock, and Danny Zureikat’s ropes were all twisted, not a good look.

Bryan Kattenburg gave Danny an order, but Danny didn’t confirm it, which annoyed Bryan, and he literally walked down to Danny and told him to confirm orders that he received.

Meanwhile, the guests had fun on jet skis, and Danny was wrecking Bobby Giancola’s nerves. He wasn’t prioritizing correctly, Bobby felt, and Bobby let the younger man know directly that he was making some bad decisions on the ship.

Danny asked Bobby to give him constructive criticism and not yell at him, but Bobby said that talking to Danny was like talking to a little girl. Danny fired back at Bobby, telling the former fire fighter that he was wearing a tampon. His actual words: “You’ve got your tampon up your pu**y. Take it out.” And Bobby almost killed Danny on the tender. He launched at Danny as though he was going to snap him like a twig. Thank goodness Danny was saved.

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Back on the ship, Ben talked some sense to Danny. He told him that what he said to Bobby was a little too rude, and he advised Danny to stroke Bobby’s ego.

Danny and Bobby apologized to each other, so their relationship was somewhat cleared up. Unfortunately, Tiffany Copeland started messing up again. She was performing her duties too slowly. She didn’t complete the preparations for the guest’s dinner early enough for Hannah’s liking, and this irked Hannah.

And Ben, wanting to help Danny, had him help him out in the galley.

The guests asked that the crew join them for dancing on the sky deck. There was a $200 prize up for grabs. To keep in step with the theme, the female crew members wore Daisy Dukes for the guests that night, and almost everyone danced for the guests. Bobby revealed that his parents owned a dance studio. Tiffany proved to everyone that she definitely cannot dance. Julia said that she doesn’t perform like a monkey, so she didn’t

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Danny line-danced with the guests, after the dance competition was over.

When Hannah saw a couple of the guests enter the hot tub, she made her exit. So, one of the female guests got out of the hot tub in the nude, and later,  Danny was seen talking to the guests while they were in the hot tub, so Hannah it looked like he was looking at naked guests who had bee  having an orgy.

Hannah explained to Danny when guests are having a threesome in the hot tub, it’s definitely time to exit. “That’s guests’ space,” she said.

But then Ben took up for Danny. “But you’re trying to drop him in the sh** now,” he said to Hannah while all three of them were in the kitchen. “…giving him unnecessary conflict.”

Ben told Hannah not to stand there reaming Danny out. “Give him some advice,” he said.

Danny explained that they were in the Jacuzzi and he was talking to Kenny, and nothing was going down.

By this time, Hannah was over Ben. Apparently the love was gone.

Hannah and Ben Having a Laugh

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The story of Danny’s hot tub conversation got back to Bryan who felt that Danny shouldn’t have been talking to the guests. Danny had a talk with Hannah to try to smooth things over. He said that he just wanted to do his job and help Hannah do her job better, which offended her, because she felt that she didn’t need a junior deckhand to help her do her job.

For their tip, they earned $20,000 total which was divided into €1,500 (euros) a piece.

That night the crew went to Like Home bar for drinks. Danny felt the need to speak to Bryan about work. He told Bryan that he thought that his actions were underappreciated, and he wanted to correct that.

 

But Bryan wasn’t trying to hear that from Danny. He told Danny that five star services means that you do not breach that difference between service and friendship.

“We’re here to roll their towels. We’re here to wipe off their wet spots and that’s it,” Bryan said.  “You’re going to do the job that I’m telling you to do. Every time you go take a piss, you come and ask me, seriously. You understand that? You’re here to work for me.”

Claudine Williams

Claudine Williams

Editor-in-Chief at Somewhere Luxurious
Claudine Williams has been published in the New York Times, the Miami Herald, Hotel Chatter, Travel + Leisure Southeast Asia, the Huffington Post, and various other publications. Claudine has a master's degree in Information Design and Communications. She believes that everyone deserves a trip to Somewhere Luxurious.
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